My leg.

Out of Custody

It’s Fred and I have returned from my absence. I am so, so sorry for alarming those of you who pay attention to my posts. If you remember my post about seeing my ex-wife, this is all involved within that. Somehow, Sadie learned of this meeting, and believed it’s intent was of a more scandalous nature. In what I supposedly drunkenly described as “loose lips bitchery”, she told my children that I was cheating on her with Mable and got her mother to pick them up from school. After a furious phone call, Sadie refused to return the children. Although I still maintain that this is a horrendous and unwarranted punishment, my behavior is not in any way deserved. Tom and I went to the Diner and spent hours drinking until we were removed from the premises (I’m so sorry for all of this Henry, it’s not your fault). Afterwards we walked to the Krusty Krab. I cannot remember anything after this point, Tom and me supposedly urinated on the side of the building and fled the scene at this point people began calling the police. We were apprehended in on Conch Street, trying to eat Spongebob’s house. I am deeply sorry for any disturbances I may have made and I hope to get my life up and running soon.

                                                      -Fred

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11 months ago

Public Notice

We are under the belief that the owner of this blog is Fred Rechid, who was arrested on Wednesday, October the 16th, at 2:54 A.M. under charges of public intoxication, disorderly conduct, aiding and abetting, and disruption of the peace. If you are able to confirm Mr. Rechid’s ownership of this page or have information regarding Mr. Rechid, please contact the Bikini Bottom Police department as soon as possible. A photo has been attached to aid in identification. Thank you.image

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1 year ago

MY DAY!

The kids, Tom, Martha (Tom’s wife), and I went out for Ice Cream after the soccer game. While there, I encountered Mable (my second wife). I am always anxious whenever I see Nancy or Mable. It’s not frightening so much as uncomfortable. But this time it went moderately well. Debbie wasn’t there, but she and Mable talk online a lot, so I don’t think she’ll mind missing it. But It was pleasant. We caught up, talked about the weather, small stuff. Tom wanted to go down to Diner for a drink, so we dropped the kids and Martha off, and went out. It was a nice night, I must say.

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1 year ago
blearily-brave asked: how are things going with wife, fred, now that you're living apart for a bit?


Answer:

We’ve been talking through mail! Does anyone even remember that? But it’s been ok. The kids and I would love to hear more of her, but she is going through a really hard time.

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1 year ago
lucky4110-deactivated20140330 asked: FUUUUUUUUUCK


Answer:

That is a naughty word, good sir. Please, keep such things to yourself.

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1 year ago
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1ST Weekly Track List:

Old Man-Neil Young

Hurt-Johnny Cash

House of the Rising Sun-Doc Watson & Richard Watson

Times They are a-Changing-Bob Dylan

American Tune-Paul Simon

Blowing in the Wind-Bob Dylan

500 Miles-Peter, Paul, and Mary

Can’t Help but Wonder Where I’m Bound-Tom Paxton

That Lucky Old Sun-Frankie Laine

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1 year ago
daggerskill asked: Glad to hear everything is going well! Hope to hear some more fish tales; they keep me going! Like a goldfish!


Answer:

Thank you. It’s been a rough little while, but everything is as normal is it is going to be for awhile. 

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1 year ago

I feel so bad!

TUMBLR, has thou forgotten me? I’m excruciatingly sorry for my prolonged absence. I haven’t had much time on my hands. My wife, Sadie, has decided to stay with her sister for a time, to help cope with her losses. Me and the kids are back here, still hanging in there. I hope to start posting regularly again soon. 

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1 year ago

Mixed Emotions

It’s really quite odd that there is such a diverse range of emotion on here. People are so glad and then they can be so utterly sad. It really speaks a lot about the human condition.

I’m sorry to sound like a philosopher, but Sadie recently had a very traumatic experience. Her mom passed away in the night last week, and it has been quite the ordeal. She had been battling liver cancer for the last 2 years and things had not been looking up. We all knew it was coming…but that doesn’t detract from the sorrow. I’m really sorry to get so personal, but I just thought I’d share. 

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1 year ago
It’s these kind of stereotypes that label fish as stupid! Why are we all so insensitive the sophisticated nature of aquatic creatures?

It’s these kind of stereotypes that label fish as stupid! Why are we all so insensitive the sophisticated nature of aquatic creatures?

(via mmmmmaleficent-deactivated20140)

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